Holes in the Fabric of an Argument Actually, Two Categories • Logical fallacies: conclusions based upon faulty reasoning; weaknesses in an argument • False emotional appeals: appealing unfairly to readers’ fears, prejudices, stereotypes, and other emotions – The distinction isn’t crucial; all are argumentative errors to be avoided. FALSE APPEALS • Ad populum arguments (“to the people”) – Appeals to the false authority of a person or group of people – Snob appeal: Beyonce says X, and Beyonce is an elite; therefore X is right. • The basis for a large proportion of celebrity product endorsements (although some of those are legitimate, e.g. pain cream, etc.) – Bandwagon appeal: X is popular; therefore X is right. • Every civilized nation except the US has universal health care; we should, too. FALSE APPEALS • Ad hominem arguments (“against the man”) – Attacking a person, not his or her argument • What does Bill Clinton/Newt Gingrich know about education? He’s a philanderer! • Ad misericordium arguments – Falsely appealing to sympathy – Rhonda says X, and Rhonda suffered Irrelevant Sad Thing Y; therefore, X is right. • Mrs. Sikora had pneumonia as a child, so disagreeing with her on fiscal policy is meanspirited and wrong. FALLACIES • Not factual errors; errors in thinking – MAJOR: All dogs go to heaven. – MINOR: Charlie is in heaven. – CONCLUSION: Charlie is a dog. • Lots of non-dogs go to heaven; premise didn’t say “only.” – MAJOR: All dogs are furry. – MINOR: Robin Williams is furry. – CONCLUSION: Robin Williams is a dog. • Some non-dogs are furry. – MAJOR: If Walt Disney directed Snow White, it is a Disney movie. – MINOR: Snow White is a Disney movie. – CONCLUSION: Walt Disney directed Snow White. • The major premise is turned backward by the conclusion. FALLACIES • Hasty/broad generalization – HASTY: Assuming a general rule based on limited or insufficient evidence • Osama Bin Laden has terrorist ties; therefore, all Muslims have terrorist ties. – Valid premise, faulty conclusion – BROAD: a sweeping claim without evidence, which can be easily disproved • All men are pigs; therefore, Delbert is a pig. – Faulty premise, faulty conclusion FALLACIES • False choice – A false dichotomy used to describe a more complex multitude of options • Anyone who opposes this war either is a coward or hates everything the US stands for. • Circular reasoning (“begging the question”) – “Proving” your premise and pretending you made a point: “X is true because X is true.” • There is a God because the Bible says there is, and the Bible is the Word of God. FALLACIES • Post hoc ergo propter hoc argument – “after this, therefore because of this” – Falsely concludes causality • Every time you miss your bedtime, someone dies somewhere. • Non sequitur (“it does not follow”) – Conclusions based on irrelevant premises • CHEEZ-ITs are tasty; therefore, they are good for you. FALLACIES • Tu quoque (“You, also” or “You’re another”) – Avoiding an accusation by turning it back on the accuser. • The U.S. has no right to criticize Osama bin Laden for targeting women and children on 9/11. The U.S. did the same thing when it dropped the atomic bombs on Japan. – Just because your accuser is a hypocrite doesn’t mean he’s wrong. This is a cowardly dodge that only seeks to discredit the opponent, rather than disprove the claim. FALLACIES • Weak analogy – Analogy whose analogues have more important differences than similarities • You wouldn’t bet on a horse that keeps losing, so stop watching the Cubs. – A losing horse is the same physical creature from race to race, but team rosters change. – Also includes “incendiary allusions” • The no-hoodies rule is a fascist policy. – We know exactly what fascism is, and that rule doesn’t fit the definition, but the allusion conjures up lots of useful fear and anger. FALLACIES • “Straw man” – Referencing a simplified, false, or exaggerated version of an opponent’s position in order to discredit it • Advocates of Obamacare want to send Grandma before a death panel to decide if she’s worth preserving! • Opponents of Obamacare want to deprive the poor and the sick of adequate medical care! MORE FALLACIES • Appeal to tradition – Support my idea; it’s always been this way, and therefore it’s best! • Appeal to novelty – Support my idea; it’s new and innovative, and therefore better than anything old! • Appeal to ridicule – Dismissing an argument or person using hollow insults rather than reasoning • Please don’t tell me you’re one of those cavemen who argues that God exists! Aren’t we past that? MORE FALLACIES • Guilt by association – Ringo says X, and Ringo has some link to Discredited Person Y; therefore, X is wrong. • Political ads: opponents hugging unpopular pols • Apophasis (“uh-PAHF-uh-sis”) – Mentioning something by claiming not to mention it • I won’t even address my opponent’s suspicious overseas activities in the 1980s… • Remember: any claim that attempts to shortcircuit debate by ignoring, obfuscating, or exaggerating facts is probably fallacious!