Notebook entry 1 – Periodic Table Puns, Answer in you chemistry notebook
Notebook entry 1 – Periodic Table Puns
Name:_____________________________ period: _______Date: _______
Introduction: In Chemistry we will spend a lot of time with the periodic
table. In this activity we will introduce ourselves to the periodic table and
their elements. These periodic table puns is a humorous way to do as
such. Keep in mind each of you will have to come up with your own pun!
Example: What do you call a police officer? Answer: Copper (element
29)
1) What should you do with dead people's bodies?
2) Wholenium x 0.5.
3) A goofy prisoner.
4) What the king said to his army after another dude disobeyed him.
5) People who are in debt have this
6) If people are sick, the doctor will
7) What you do in a play
8) What you do to a wrinkled shirt
9) My brother
10) Where are dodo birds?
11) What you did to ripped jeans
12) A fur seller
13) You can drive these (2 possible answers)
14) Place for washing dishes
Notebook entry 1 – Periodic Table Puns, Answer in you chemistry notebook
15) What does a dark cloud do?