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What's your name?
but of course I'll fucking pay!
He won't be
picking his nose again.
Jacinto Casar.
Good, that's better.
Jacinto, you owe money.
It was a mistake.
Anyone can make a mistake.
Yes, I do, a bit.
The leaflet
said nothing about this.
No, not a bit.
A lot.
If I'd known, I'd never
have asked for the card.
I'm sorry about...
And the deadline
was up two weeks ago.
What card?
Take it easy, take it easy.
[Paco!]
Hey, what about my money?
[-Are you there?]
-Don't move.
What money? You want...
I thought it was
the end of the month.
Are you being a wise guy?
Listen!
[It's me, Tomás.]
[Open the fucking door.]
It's happened before
but they never got like this!
-What?
-We've found him.
Not my fingers, please!
I'm a pianist!
-Found who?
-Jacinto Casar.
You're a fucking jerk-off!
You know why I'm here?
-Who's that?
-Shit, it's Jacinto Casar.
They hired me
because they want you to pay.
That's not Jacinto Casar.
That's it.
Leave him outside.
You want paid
for torturing the wrong guy?
Come off it!
By the way, Don Rodrigo
is looking for you.
Have you not paid him yet?
Have I not...?
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Fuck, Raulito!
I'm taping this,
-You, what's your name?
-Jacinto Casar.
Going on a trip?
and if you don't pay
we'll send it to your wife.
Fucking hell,
they've got the same name!
No, I'm putting away
my winter clothes.
You don't want that, do you?
-Are you sure it's not him?
-Yeah, I know him!
Don Rodrigo wants to see you.
She'd find out about
your dealings in Colombia.
Colombia?
What dealings?
Yeah.
Why did you say
you owed money?
-My Corte Inglés card.
[-]Your Corte Inglés...?
I know nothing about Colombia.
Anyway, I've been
living with a tenor for years.
You think I work
for the Corte Inglés?
How are things, Paco?
Well...
You used to come
and see me more often.
I don't know!
That was when you had
to ask me for money.
Are you going to pay or not?
What an asshole! Why the hell
are you called Jacinto Casar?
How much do you owe me?
Seven million, isn't it?
I promise I'm going to pay.
I'll pay a bit every month.
-Fuck it!
-Come on, help me.
-42,000 euros.
-The hell with euros!
I didn't know they were
so drastic about it,
It's not the man's fault.
I lent you seven million pesetas
18 months ago,
With a tenor?
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that I've got a nephew.
-Paco.
-Don't you have a nickname?
and I haven't seen
a sign of you since then.
His name is Alex.
So it can't be such a pleasure
to see me.
He's lived in Barcelona
all his life.
"Killer Paco",
Don Rodrigo, things are...
I promised his mother
on her death bed
"The Subway Psycho",
"Hatchet Man".
that I'd look after him.
Yes.
His father was a strange man,
very difficult.
Francisco.
Like...
You didn't make
any of the repayments.
If it weren't you,
I'd think you were
laughing at me.
Unfortunately,
he had a tragic death.
Don Rodrigo, that...
Touch me again
and you're dead!
You could call yourself
Michael Knight,
He fell into a tank of cement.
like in "Knightrider".
What do you think, eh?
I sent the boy
to a boarding school,
Shut your fucking mouth
or you'll get the car up your ass.
but he had
a few problems adapting
Rule No. 1:
My car is sacred.
and I took him out of there.
Like my mother's sex life,
you don't mention it.
Don Rodrigo,
I wouldn't dream of laughing
at you. And I'm going to pay.
I'm a man of my word,
you know that.
He's a good boy.
He's got qualities.
What a character!
I like you.
I've always liked you.
But a debt is a debt.
It's not you,
it's what people will say.
All he needs
is someone to guide him.
I don't see what I can do,
Don Rodrigo.
Rule No. 2: The music I play
in my car is also sacred,
whether it's the Vienna Boys Choir
or Bing Crosby. Got that?
Yeah, sure.
I didn't mean to annoy you.
Latest model, eh?
With automatic transmission?
I like all kinds of music,
really.
You have
the latest in music too.
It's just that, as you're saying
nothing, I'm doing the talking.
I thought hired killers
listened to other things.
Well, who do we have to kill?
Let's see, Paquillo.
What would you say
if I gave you another month?
But if you listen to this
for long,
-I'd say thank you.
-Well, that's what I'm going to do.
I guess you end up
wanting to kill somebody, right?
Yeah,
and in exchange for what?
So what's your name?
You say you'll pay,
and I believe you.
But, when?
What are you on about?
In exchange for something.
It's always like that.
Are we not going to kill someone?
Are you not a hired killer?
I've been everything
in this life.
Paco.
Gigolo, pool cleaner, messenger,
and a killer too.
Shit, no, I mean,
professionally what's your name?
Everything but a faggot,
got that?
You may not know
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Yes.
it was a hardware store.
But my uncle told me
that's why I was with you.
You think it got its name
from the leaks?
-Look, have you ever seen a gun?
-Of course.
-I've never been in one before.
-Go and check it out.
You think they play tiddlywinks
at my uncle's house, or what?
I will.
You didn't have to tell
the whole bar.
It's no big deal, kid.
All right, then.
Go ahead, smart ass.
If you've got the balls,
shoot that guy.
All men were virgins once.
Whoever says different is a liar.
Her name is Tatiana.
Hi, Reme. I'm returning
your video camera.
-Was it any use?
-To be honest, no.
-Who's that with the camera?
-Don Rodrigo's nephew.
With the window up or down?
You remember Yolanda,
Paco?
She went to Madrid
twenty years ago.
Of course! I had
some good times with her.
I got stuck with him,
Down.
A nice girl.
What the fuck...!
but just for a few days.
Part of a debt.
-Who opened your cage?
-I did what you told me, right?
Why did you get
hooked on bingo?
Is that her daughter?
Would you jump off a bridge
if I told you to?
Not anymore, Reme.
She sent her to me for a while.
But it beats being a whore.
But forget it.
She's too much for you.
You're a real asshole!
-You see that kid?
-What?
Hey, I don't practice now.
And you're a lousy shot,
you didn't even hit him!
I'm manager and owner,
but I screw who I want.
-Didn't you see how far it was?
-How far it was!
Whatever you say.
What a dump!
Listen, Reme...
Have you got
no one to clean it?
Any chance of a loan?
I want to screw her,
not hear her life story.
Well?
How about it?
On my tab?
And I got stuck with...
On your tab.
If you manage it.
Yeah, I do.
From tomorrow, you.
You have to do me a favor.
Stop that, go away!
That's your bed.
Goodnight.
-Can you lend me some money?
-What for?
Hello.
Give me a blanket, at least.
Oh, no.
WET
If you're broke,
go and jerk off.
I'll wait here for you.
-Javier, is Reme here?
-Yeah, I'll get her.
-This is a whore house, isn't it?
-No.
I thought
I'll put this away.
Do you want a drink?
The thing is...
An orange soda. If that idiot
is a virgin, he won't be long.
What is it?
What's your name?
He's a virgin!
He's never screwed.
Alex.
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I'm Tatiana.
All right, talk.
We'll see.
It's like this.
Listen,
you like me, don't you?
I know. Reme told me.
What else did she tell you?
That you were too much for me.
That's because
I don't go with just anybody.
But you seem special.
Really?
My client's wife,
who's called Aramís,
is heiress to a lot of millions.
I have to ask you a favor.
But her bastard of a father
won't die
and he won't
give them a penny.
Don't you believe me?
I don't know.
This is the first time.
Yeah, a lot.
Why?
He wants you to kidnap her
and ask for a ransom,
and then the father will pay.
Really?
Here's an advance
of 600 euros.
For expenses.
And remember,
professionalism!
If you have to use violence,
don't be afraid to use it.
How much?
Don't you believe me?
One million euros.
Don't worry.
I lay down the rules.
May I buy you another drink?
What do I get?
And if anyone tries
to mess with me, I'll kill her.
You're barking
up the wrong tree, princess.
300,000 euros.
You're not
even in the right forest.
-In pesetas?
-50 million.
No, don't get me wrong!
Good heavens!
Fuck!
My number,
and her husband's.
My mother died
and so did my father.
And the address
of their butcher's store.
I live with my uncle now.
He's a millionaire.
The wife will be there.
I like women too.
My name is Gumersindo.
And you're Francisco Fuentes.
-Agreed?
-All right, all right.
He's loaded, I told you.
Monica the Volcano,
Vaginal crater...
Is he the guy downstairs?
No, no, my mistake.
Who, Paco?
No, like hell.
It's not that one.
How do you know?
Because I've been
looking for you.
I represent someone
who wants you to do a job for him.
It's this one.
Paco works for him.
I'll wait to hear from you.
Very pretty.
I'm spending
a while with him,
Well!
She's my client's wife.
He wants her kidnapped.
to learn the profession
and all that.
-Get out of here, you clown!
-Listen to me.
Listen, do you think
we could do it again?
I've heard good stuff about you.
Fermín Cachelos, the moneylender.
If you pay once,
how many times can you do it?
That was quick.
And from the dumb expression
on your face, you enjoyed it.
Let's go,
We've got work to do.
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-So long.
-So long, Paco.
Well, kid,
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You think?
You screw a whore
and then bring her along!
Watch it!
You got your leg over
and we've got a job.
I was thinking that
maybe my luck has changed.
Have you nothing to say?
Did you leave your tongue upstairs?
-Listen, Paco.
-What?
-I...
-What is it?
-I should watch it?
-Yes.
I want to speak to Don Rodrigo.
This is Paco.
I'll hold.
Don Rodrigo, I resign.
No, I don't care.
Anything else
but not your nephew.
What do you do in there,
knit?
Of course.
I know all about the problems
you whores have,
No, of course not,
Don Rodrigo.
how you suffer,
how you're forced to do it,
Certainly, of course.
Yes, a job may have come up.
but we're not
the Little Sisters of Charity!
It's another favor.
Yes, it could be dangerous.
Don Rodrigo...
No, you're hired killers.
I get it.
You want another go.
What?
I thought you couldn't be
more dumb, but I was wrong.
This isn't the time.
Some other day.
What the fuck did you tell her?
But if this job works out, you can
screw until your dick falls off.
Nothing, just what we do,
you know.
Yeah, but it isn't that.
Oh, really? What we do?
-What's this?
[-]Hello.
I'll show you what I do!
Don Rodrigo...!
Shit!
Paco, what are you doing?
Please!
Don't shoot me!
For me?
Yes.
I'm Tatiana.
Do you think this is the way
to start a new job?
I'm ready,
we can go when you want.
Leave him alone.
You have to accept it.
Go where?
I know about
your debt with his uncle.
-Didn't you tell him?
[-]Tell me what?
Well, you know,
that...
And anyway,
what's this about a new job?
Your uncle wants you
to have a gun.
Thanks!
You see this?
With any luck,
you'll shoot yourself.
[-]No! Look at how I handle it.
[-]Stop that!
You want me to tell the police
I know two killers with a new job?
I'm going to bed, I'm tired.
Let's go.
Listen, Paco...
I won't be any trouble,
and it's only for a few nights.
The couch
is very small for two.
Then I'll be out of here.
You could be nice
and give us the bed.
Maybe she could come with us.
Of course not, Alex.
Are you stupid?
I don't see why not.
It's just for a few days.
I think that...
Alex, get in!
You're on your own,
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There must be
a police station nearby.
I'll put out the light.
I'll give you a demonstration.
Yes, she's right.
This area isn't safe,
-Don't be stupid, give me that.
[-]What do you mean, "stupid"?
and as it isn't safe
we'll look for another area.
It's all right.
I'm off, all right?
Don't worry, it went off
but it's all right. Nobody got hurt.
Paco, couldn't she stay
and give us a hand?
Go back to sleep, Paco.
You and I
can't do it on our own.
Fucking asshole.
That's it, girls.
Yeah, sure! Do you think
this is an employment office?
-Are you being served?
-No, I'm not, no.
I know you don't like me,
but you need help.
What can I get you?
I could help by finding
a place to hide her, for example.
That's her.
Come on, follow her.
It's an old house
that's closed up
but there's a cellar
and you can get in that way.
It's very big and there's no one
around for kilometers.
All we need is a camping stove
for cooking and some light.
How do you know
no one will turn up?
I checked it out.
100 grams of bologna.
The owners are dead
and the children live abroad.
There's no guard
or anything.
Thin, or thick?
Yeah, and why
would you do that?
It'll have to do.
I... It's... Maybe...
It's for a sandwich.
I'd do it for a price.
I need money.
This is the deal.
We do it tomorrow,
Anything else?
And it could be fun.
in her street,
it's quiet there.
No, no.
All right. If you want to play
with us, that's up to you.
One euro.
You have to steal a van,
we can't use my car.
Come back soon.
Find a house that's empty
and outside the town.
I'll watch the store.
-Goodbye, and thanks.
-Goodbye.
There can't be anyone within
a kilometer. We'll hide out there.
You have to be there
at 7:30 exactly, not a minute later.
I've seen her,
and she's not bad, actually.
And if things go all right
we'll talk about money.
Then we'll follow her home.
Well, then?
How can she look around
if she doesn't have a car?
We could do it here
when they close.
You stay at the wheel,
I grab her, put her in the van,
and we head for the house.
Don't worry about me.
I know a few tricks.
This is a quiet street.
That's the plan.
Got it?
See you later.
It's not a good idea.
What do I do?
We're partners now, right?
-Weren't you leaving today?
-You're a real sweetheart.
You?
So long!
You have to buy some masks
What is it?
She knows a few tricks
all right.
and be our back-up
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if anything goes wrong.
I'm a real dickhead!
Christ Almighty!
One thing!
We need a cell phone.
What are you doing?
-Why did I trust him?
-Calm down, there's still time.
You don't trust me,
that's what it is!
I couldn't sleep,
and I was hungry.
Why did I...? I'll tell you what,
you go to her house.
No, it's not that.
Want a sandwich?
That idiot might be there.
Do you think I'm dumb?
Go back to bed.
Wait for her. And if he isn't there,
wait for me. All right?
Now that you mention it, yes.
I won't be long.
I'm supposed to be here to learn,
and you trust her more than me.
I didn't know
sex gave you an appetite.
My uncle wouldn't be
very happy about this.
I wanted to tell you something.
What?
All right.
I'll follow her when she comes out
and think of something.
Was there nothing more discreet,
like a fire engine?
It was all I could find.
Get in!
It's just that...
You steal the van
and Tatiana will help you.
It's neat that in the end
you trust in me to do this.
I can do it on my own.
OK, do it on your own
and Tatiana can help me.
Fucking Christ Almighty!
I was thinking, and I realized
that for you it's a big deal.
And?
Really, my uncle
thinks I'm an asshole too.
And?
And he may be right.
Well...
But I've never been able
to show him that I'm not.
You can help me grab her.
Happy?
Good.
Let's get something clear.
This is not a game.
If we forget anything,
it's all shot to hell. Understood?
There she is!
Go on, follow her!
-Why were you so late?
-Don't talk to me!
I see the truck, I steal it,
so he can see
I'm capable of doing a job.
Well, kidnapping isn't exactly
a job, but you know what I mean.
Yes.
I swear I'll be fucking great.
It requires
a lot of concentration.
-We've got a cell phone!
-Come on!
I'd like this to turn out well
Now we're talking.
What's so funny?
-The cell phone?
-Was I to do that?
and when I'm driving along
I find that!
-What's he doing there?
-The bastard was sleeping in there!
I hit him and put a bag on his head.
I don't know if I killed him.
-Did you get the masks?
-Yes. Here.
Yeah, now go to bed.
I'm going.
And thanks.
Good.
-Scary, aren't they?
-What the...?
-Watch where you're going!
-I can't see a fucking thing!
The refrigerator!
Let's go over the plan.
Where is she?
Fuck!
Your arrival time
at the butcher's?
We've lost her!
It's 7:50.
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Hello?
[-You stole my cell phone, idiot!]
-Go fuck yourself, bitch!
Here.
The poor man isn't all there.
He doesn't have any money.
It must be a mistake.
Over there!
I want the change.
[-Hello?]
-Yes.
Sit down and shut up.
Go on, follow her!
There's no mistake.
-Aramís Castro's husband?
[-Speaking.]
Tie her up.
Your wife has been kidnapped.
-Is that very tight?
[-]Not really.
[Who's calling?]
Where are you going?
Your crab fell off...
Don't scream,
this is a kidnapping!
It is now, isn't it?
I said, we've kidnapped your wife
and we want...
Help!
If it isn't tight...
Help!
[You're crazy! You don't know]
[what you're talking about!]
Put the bag on her.
Stop doing that!
That isn't necessary, really.
I know exactly
what I'm talking about.
Ma'am!
Please, this is a mistake.
Please!
We've got your wife here
and if you don't pay...
You've made a mistake.
Let go!
Why are you
making so much noise?
Don't leave me on my own.
Listen, please!
[I'm not paying a penny!]
[Not a penny!]
[You can forget it!]
Tatiana,
This woman
won't stop screaming.
-Who's that?
-The crab man. Go on, you drive
from now on, only Alex
and I will go into the room.
The less voices she hears
the better.
Dump him there.
You can dump the truck.
What are you saying?
Are you crazy?
Don't fuck with me,
I'll kill your wife!
[Go ahead and kill her.]
[I don't give a shit!]
Come on!
Go on, get in!
Then get my car and buy food
for about two days.
You've been kidnapped.
That's how long we'll be here.
Your father will get
a ransom demand.
Tatiana!
He doesn't give a shit?
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Who's that?
Speak to me, please.
Alex!
If he pays, you'll be home
in a few days.
Is anyone there?
What?
I hear you don't want to eat.
My father?
-Haven't you forgotten something?
-Yeah, money.
I'm not hungry.
But he doesn't have a penny.
Don't try to fool us.
We know everything.
It's the truth. My father
is in an old people's home.
Money?
I'll give you money!
-The mask.
-The mask, that's right.
Why are you doing this?
Let me go, please.
If you've got a heart, let me go.
My husband must be suffering.
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Did you hurt him?
the other day,
Of course not.
What do you think I am?
with lots of rings and chains.
Come on.
You really didn't hurt him?
-His name is Gumersindo.
-Yeah, I know him.
Eat.
I brought him some food.
Tell me the name of the home
where your father is.
I believe you.
Why?
May I ask you a favor?
Just to talk to him.
What?
Promise you won't hurt him.
Take off this hood.
I promise.
Let me breathe properly,
just for a minute.
-Where can I find him?
-Why?
-Are you doing business with him?
-In a way.
Too bad.
He's a dickhead.
Yeah.
What the hell!
I'm sick of him!
Why should I believe you?
You're a criminal.
Please.
The home is called "Eternal Rest".
Thank you.
Not group therapy!
I want to be alone!
Thank you very much.
-Your wife, bastard?
-He's been here three days.
You saw that I wasn't lying.
My father has got nothing.
He asked me to hide him.
He didn't know we were friends.
What more proof do you want?
He does nothing but eat,
drink and screw. I'm fed up.
Have you killed my wife yet?
Not group therapy!
I want to be alone!
I want to be alone!
Can you all see it?
I can give you all my savings,
500,000 pesetas.
Not group therapy!
That's all there is.
You're not listening to me!
You must let me go.
This woman is off her head!
I won't say a word,
I'll forget everything.
You tricked me, you bastard!
I haven't even seen your faces.
The kidnapping was a lie!
Keep eating.
Wait!
You're a good man.
I'll pay you if you kill her!
And I may be wrong,
With what?
The 500,000 you've got saved?
Come on, you two! Get out!
-I didn't mean to say that!
-Have I killed your wife?
Is that what you wanted?
Are you Federico Castro?
Do you have a daughter Aramís?
WE HAVE KIDNAPPED
YOUR DAUGHTER.
WE WANT ONE MILLION EUROS
OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER
AGAIN.
but I think you don't
really dislike me, do you?
I've brought some food.
What?
Does he have no money?
Hello, Reme.
Did you see my father?
How is he?
Not a penny!
Nice to see you.
Haven't you brought the kid?
He's fine. Well...
How were you
going to pay for the suite?
No, I left him at the creche.
He's there.
There was a fat guy here
Let me explain!
My wife isn't...
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What are you doing?
Paco, don't kill him here.
It'll get me in trouble.
You're going to kill me,
aren't you?
He hired us.
He wanted us to kill you.
-You got screwed again?
-More or less.
You're going to kill me!
He's a swine and a prick.
Don't trust him.
You fall for everything.
We're letting you go.
Let me see you.
Give me a fucking break,
I've got enough problems!
Thank you!
Just once.
Thank you!
Fucking...!
You were Yolanda's friend
and she sent her here.
There goes fifty million.
All right.
I wanted to ask you something.
Remember that girl
your little pal screwed?
You know where she is?
Yolanda's daughter?
Why should I?
She was seen here.
You're the asshole!
Why did you take off the mask?
So, once again,
do you know the girl?
-He took off his mask?
-And they kissed!
Yes, I know her.
You didn't fall in love,
did you?
-Where is she?
-She left a few days ago.
You did?
I didn't hear you.
Like I said, an asshole.
I swear, she left
and I don't know where she is!
What if she identifies you
to the police?
She isn't upstairs!
She won't do that.
So it's true she isn't here.
No, no!
And you don't know
where she went?
You'll get married
and rear a family.
You're not lying again,
are you?
We can be godparents
to the child.
You'd better not be,
And when he's older,
for if you are
I'll be seeing you again.
we'll teach him to be
a kidnapper, like dad.
She answered your question.
[-]Now what do we do?
-Call Peña.
Will you shut up
and keep driving!
Have a drink
and leave her in peace.
You got horny in there
with the whore, didn't you?
It's got a tape.
The customer is always right.
You know I didn't.
Look for her.
You're free.
Who is it?
Thank you.
What's going on?
Listen, this was
your husband's idea.
She disappeared when you two left.
You really don't know?
-I said I didn't!
-I hope that's the truth.
She's more complicated
than you think.
Hello.
What's it to be?
We're looking for her.
I don't know her.
Look again and make sure.
I don't have to.
I've never seen her.
You're lying.
Tonight
we'll try something new.
You know
I don't like those things.
Victor,
you have to open up more.
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We can't keep screwing
with the light out.
And you can't cry
every time you come.
All that guilt comes
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You're at that age.
-What's up with you?
-I'm happy.
And to celebrate,
we're having lamb chops.
Mr. Peña?
Did you go back
to the butcher's?
Victor.
Everything's under control.
Yes, very well, thank you.
Leave that.
She was there, but she left.
Get the car and wait
for me outside. Quickly!
I never saw her face!
How the fuck was I to know?
How do we get out of here?
You wait here.
I think I heard my uncle
talking about the butcher.
-What?
-He does business with her.
Great! It turns out we kidnapped
Al Capone with tits!
If you'd seen her cry!
No, no idea.
You're really nuts.
Very well, we'll wait for you.
Thank you.
No, not nuts.
Lamb chops that...
-What did he say?
-We're to wait for him.
Fuck!
He's coming here on business.
Get down!
That's it.
Get dressed,
we're leaving!
But I saw her store.
So did you.
It's her front.
That's how she got her name.
And you get hung up on her.
Talking of getting hung up,
Hey!
the guy who put you up
to the kidnapping
Who are those guys?
What's she doing there?
What's it to be?
Old school friends of mine.
Come on, move!
I want a few lamb chops.
Get back!
Would you like a coffee?
We can't take the car.
I can't leave right now.
-What's she doing there?
-She's the butcher, Paco's sweety.
and turned out
to be her husband,
what does he look like?
Why do you ask that?
Why don't you come
at closing time?
Just tell me,
is he stout?
Yes.
What?
With a mustache?
We could go for a walk.
They might call her the butcher
but she doesn't sell steaks!
Yes.
What are you on about?
Slightly bald.
She owns practically
all the cathouses in town.
Yes, dammit.
How much is this?
It's a gift
from the management.
She tried to buy Reme's place
a few times.
Thank you.
She's one of the mob,
a real nasty piece.
Nothing.
Why didn't you tell me?
There he is.
At 8:00.
Sure.
And he's missing a hand now?
Yeah, he's missing a hand.
What about it?
You spend all day screwing!
So you should.
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Fucking hell!
I've thought of a solution.
Or rather, 6 million euros.
-They've escaped!
-I'll get the car.
You?
In cash, as we agreed.
We've stopped.
What?
My share will be here tomorrow.
I'm frozen.
We must be far away by now.
[Go and see my uncle.]
That won't be a problem, will it?
[He knows her, I told you.]
[They've done deals together.]
Let's hope not.
Shit!
-Are you all right, ma'am?
-Get the fuck out of here!
I'm delighted
to see you again.
Who's that girl?
You too.
How are you?
My daughter.
We found this
in Yolanda's friend's club.
Old.
She's here somewhere,
For everyone's good.
Old and tired.
and I intend to find her.
The girl was there,
then she disappeared.
All I do is piss and sleep.
But I won't bore you
If they'd known where she was
they'd have said.
Can you believe it?
Hello, Aramís.
-with family problems.
-I'm not bored.
You know us.
He won't stand up for me.
May I see the video?
Find her.
But he will for him,
he's his nephew.
[-Who's that with the camera?]
[-Don Rodrigo's nephew.]
Check all the bars in the area.
Brothels, discotheques,
I'm sorry about your husband.
[I got stuck with him],
everything.
Yes, well, it had to happen.
[but just for a few days.]
[Part of a debt.]
We escaped
by the skin of our teeth,
And now...
but we're in big shit.
If she is
who you say she is,
Reme!
-We're all here, right?
-It's all on schedule.
-Who is it?
-It's Paco. Open the door.
Work finishes next week
she'll keep after us.
and we'll open
at the end of the month.
And you...
So "Priapus" is a reality.
Are you still in love with her?
The largest club in Europe.
I don't know
if you had it bad or not.
5 hostess bars,
100 bedrooms,
Dear Aramís, it's always
a pleasure to see you.
and over 100 girls
working there.
Reinaldo,
you look better than ever.
And all thanks to your vision.
-What do you want?
-To talk to you. Open the door!
What?
What happened to the club?
There was an accident.
And your investment.
-Please...
-Thank you.
Do you know "the butcher"?
Yes.
Is she as dangerous
as they say?
Worse. She's an evil bitch.
Anything else?
1,000 million pesetas.
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Yes, open the door, it's me!
Who the fuck are you?
What's wrong?
Who are the guys who burned down
"Wet" and destroyed Reme's face?
Will you help me?
Nothing.
Go away, please.
-Answer me.
-Shit.
Fuck!
-Who did that?
-What does it matter?
-He found me.
-Who, fuck it?
My stepfather, fuck it!
Was the butcher involved?
Who, me?
No, sweetheart.
I've got enough trouble
without you as well.
When Alex comes back
we go our separate ways,
end of story.
Are you going to explain?
Are you all right?
No, and if you're not careful
neither will you be.
Tatiana is with you,
isn't she?
The people looking for her
did this. And the club too.
They don't mess about.
Years ago, my mother married
a bastard with a lot of money.
He was mixed up
in all the rackets,
And if you can fool him,
all the better for you.
Right now,
you're doing very well.
drugs, prostitution, the lot.
I'm not fooling him.
I like him.
He treated my mother like shit.
He makes me laugh.
I wanted us to leave,
but she wouldn't.
Have we arrived?
You guys are really serious.
She didn't want me to have
to go through what she did.
Hey, what kind of filthy dump
have you brought me to?
I didn't care about that
Can't we sort this out
some other way?
You should get rid of her.
But with your luck,
it's probably too late.
Do you need anything?
but she wouldn't listen.
That you stop looking at me.
And then, a few months ago,
First of all,
just listen to me!
Hello, uncle! How are you?
the son of a bitch
Are you angry
that I'm back so soon?
came into my room
and tried to rape me.
Forget about what the pig said.
Are you going to kill me?
I'm Don Rodrigo's nephew.
It all went great.
What did you do?
Well, not exactly.
Paco was terrific,
I learned lots of things.
But we had a little problem.
It's nothing you can't solve.
The thing is,
Paco had a little job to do...
I let him have it in the balls
with a shotgun.
He stood there, screaming
and bleeding like a pig.
I told my mother
and she asked Reme to hide me
You're going
to get in big trouble.
My uncle was joking. I bet
he's looking for me right now!
That hurt, man.
Bad scene.
Why don't we stop now?
while he was in hospital.
I think you already know
this lady, don't you?
Yes.
I mean, no!
There's something else.
And now he's keen to see you
after you blew his balls off!
A drug dealer and a pimp.
That's great!
It's not good news, is it?
You knew my mother.
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Yes. And...?
than being a one-eyed faggot
When?
The longer he takes
to die, the better.
Before she left,
15 or 20 years ago.
Finish him off
and come back in his car.
She only ever talked
about you or Reme.
Very well.
I heard you.
It was a rhetorical question.
I have to go.
Let's finish this off.
Goodbye,
The walnut.
my love.
Do it.
You know what?
What's this about the walnut?
You kiss like a whore
but without their charm.
Come on.
What did you say?
It's better than being...
She was very fond of you.
That's nice. And...?
I'm twenty.
So what?
Are you trying to say
I'm your father?
Do it, if you've got the balls.
That's what she says.
I spend more time on the floor
than on my feet.
You've certainly got them.
Just when things
were going well...
You're going
to give me hell, right?
I'll do you the favor
of shooting you for that,
Hello, my love.
It goes with this job.
because you've got balls.
You took something from me.
How's he doing?
At last.
It was no big loss.
-He's a comedian.
-Yeah?
Don't worry.
I wasn't talking about that.
Your aim has improved.
That's good.
Hello, darling.
At least, you didn't hit me.
I love when they make me laugh.
I'm back.
Where's Tatiana?
See?
This is where you had me
locked up, isn't it?
That was funny.
Her stepfather took her.
Yes.
I'm delighted.
I'm pleased to see you too.
You should finish up now
Put her in the car.
or it'll be daylight.
You want my boys
to take care of him?
Christ!
Then she's all right, isn't she?
No?
Shit! I have to go and get her.
I'll go too.
Tell me something.
-Are they good?
-The best.
Did you really fall in love
with the old woman?
Are they cruel?
You're going to help me?
Why?
Because...
Because...
Love is hard.
Incredibly so.
Because she's my daughter.
You suffer a lot.
Then, yes.
What?
It's better
But don't hurry.
You heard. She's my daughter,
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or so she says.
That's it.
Where's yours?
Don Rodrigo...
It'll be here this evening.
A bitch, isn't it?
It should have been here
two days ago.
You're my father-in-law!
No, I'm not your father-in-law.
What a turn-up!
Where can she be?
You don't know
what you're doing.
I'm not a patient woman.
My uncle will know.
Put that gun down right now.
Are you threatening me?
He's a partner with her father
and the butcher.
Give me one reason
not to shoot.
It's not a threat, it's a fact.
We'll go and see him.
What?
Can't you think of any?
My patience has a limit.
You have four hours.
All right,
but we'll see a doctor first.
Neither can I.
Not another minute.
They beat the shit out of me.
Uncle, you've wet yourself.
Yeah, they gave me
a real going-over, too.
A nephew
shouldn't see such things.
I and Don Rodrigo.
What are you doing?
And Tatiana, Peña's daughter?
Come on!
-That's for screwing my daughter.
-If only I had.
Where is Tatiana?
-Did you see those girls?
-Yes, but don't get distracted.
Otherwise?
I'll think of something.
She's probably in the club,
-What did you say?
-I didn't screw her.
It won't be easy to sneak in.
outside town.
There are some guys out...
We fooled around in bed,
we played and all that,
Good.
Would you stop...
Another thing.
but no sex.
Zero.
-Are you kidding me?
-No.
Come on, move!
Paco's debt is settled.
Understood?
Come on.
Paco's debt is settled!
Next.
Yes.
That's it.
Good.
Sexy. Move it!
What do we do with these two?
Now! That's it!
Get out.
Hey! Get out!
That's it.
She never took off her panties.
She said she had her period,
then that she'd been raped,
that she was a virgin.
Alex, you're an asshole,
you really are.
Come on.
I still don't understand
how a small time crook
Hey, sweetheart!
An asshole.
Hello, uncle.
and an idiot
got away from your men.
Go back to bed.
Don't worry, we'll find them.
Go back to bed!
This is my share.
Have you retired?
Come on!
Come up!
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Get up here!
except there.
No. We came to get you.
Move!
Because you have it there,
don't you?
I can't open this.
-I fell off a scaffolding!
-Some fucking fall!
I'm sure you do.
That way.
Yeah.
Get me out of here, Paco!
Higher, higher.
Shit!
Hold it, hold it!
That's right!
Darling!
Come on, that way.
-Move, and he gets it.
-No, do as he says.
-We're fucked.
-Yeah.
Have you got alopecia?
Come on, move!
Fist fight!
You let us walk out of here
or he gets it. All right?
Alex!
Aramís, the money is here.
What the fuck is wrong now?
It's right here!
We have to find the girl.
Thank you.
-That business earlier...
-What?
You've lost your boss.
I'll hire you.
I just like dancing.
-Are we going to live here?
-So it seems.
For God's sake!
Where are you going?
Are you having me on?
What are you doing?
Move!
I want to lick your panties,
sweetheart!
What?
Doll!
Doll!
This is for you.
It was stupid
to run away from me.
Stop!
-I had to do something.
-Yeah, sure.
-You're not to tell Tatiana.
-All right.
I said you had balls.
But that isn't enough.
You have to know
how to use them.
Forgive the interruption.
Where were we?
How does he use them?
No one can do it.
Freeze!
Still the comedian, eh?
It really turns me on
when you resist.
Drop that!
-Going to do the walnut?
-No. Your friend is.
Unfortunately,
Are you all right?
after my...
I'll explain about this later.
He showed us
that he's a good shot.
accident,...
-We have to get you out of here.
-Move, move!
Take him over there.
and put it on him.
Wait, I have to settle a score.
Stop!
-Drop your pants.
-Stop that!
-How's your shoulder?
-Better than you're going to be.
We need him to get out.
It matches your eye.
In the butcher's office
there are two cases full of money.
Look, kid,
you left me
in rather a bad way.
But even so,
I hope you enjoy it.
And I may even find
what you stole from me.
I've looked everywhere
you and your whore
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will have the chance to die fast.
What is it?
Shoot at the walnut.
Ma'am, we've found nothing.
If you hit it,
we'll shoot you both dead.
Then keep looking.
A bag, a case, whatever.
If not,
we've got all afternoon.
Peña said the money is here.
No fucking way.
I refuse.
Bastard!
-Don't move!
-You're dead, bastard!
-You're dead!
-So you say. You know what?
If you shoot him
you can take the two cases.
-Shut up, witch!
-Bastard!
Come out now!
Open the door!
What the fuck is going on?
You're more
than any man can stand.
I'm fucking sick of you!
Going to do it?
We were going to leave,
but now we want the money.
Please, Paco.
Fuck you, bastard!
You're not going to do it!.
-You what?
-Don't act dumb!
They're going
to kill us anyway.
-It's in the safe.
-Over my dead body
Kid,
-Don't tempt me!
-Fuck you!
Don't kill me.
Don't do it.
it isn't that
I'm going to kill you.
You open the safe
with her fingerprints!
If you've ever felt
anything for me,
don't do it.
Don't do it.
It's what's going
to happen until I do,
Shit!
God, you really are stupid!
and with your friend watching.
Understand?
There!
Dickhead!
That's love.
Almost!
Try again.
Now what'll you do?
Paco!
What are you going
to cut with that?
I can't do it.
And you really are a bitch.
-Very good! You're getting closer!
-Fuck...
Well, I can.
They're steel.
Cool it, kid.
For that money,
I'd cut off my dick.
Him, not me.
I wasn't thinking
about the bars.
Are you all right?
Fuck!
I'm joking, silly.
Is it the right or the left?
I'm dead.
What happened?
Open the door!
I don't remember.
Shit!
You'd better hurry up!
No matter.
I'm sorry about your shoulder.
It was the right.
No, it's nothing.
Thanks, kid.
You wouldn't dare.
Come on, let's move!
Don't come near me, faggot!
Let's go.
Move, move!
How does this open?
-Sorry, Paco.
-No, it's all right.
Look at all this!
Cool!
We're millionaires!
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Your guns.
Told you what?
Get out.
For example,
that she's my daughter.
Alex, the cases.
This is mine.
And now this is mine too.
I didn't know
you knew her mother.
Shit, Yolanda,
of course I know you.
Any problem?
Me? I'm not her mother.
What'll I do with them?
Paquillo...
I've looked after her
since she was five years old.
Paquillo,
Her mother died long ago.
you still owe me some money.
What did she tell you?
Uncle!
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Uncle!
Uncle!
A kiss.
I never want to see you again.
I promise.
Why are you so happy, moron?
Bang goes our money.
And your debt.
I think we deserve a vacation,
don't we?
Which do you prefer,
the beach or the mountains?
What are you on about?
I've been trying to get them
off you for a week, but this...
This is what
my father was looking for.
So, beach or mountains?
-I'm delighted you came.
-So am I.
But you could have told me
about Tatiana.
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