Collin Campbell
8-4
March 27, 2009
Art to Literature
DAILY NEWS: COUNT DRACULA FLEES!
The artwork displayed on this paper shows former fearless, Count
Dracula. The Count reportedly was consumed by fear due to the
following brave and cunning people: Jonathan and Mina Harker,
Quincey Morris, John Seward, Abraham Van Helsing, and Lord
Godalming. The spectacular six, as people are now calling them,
have combined brain with muscle in order to stop the evil Count
once and for all. Upon realizing he was in eminent danger, the
Count fled for his life, or would it be his death? That’s right, the
Count, according to the spectacular six, is of a dangerous species
known as vampires. These so called “vampires” feed on the blood
of human beings, during the nighttime. They are derived from
human beings who were fed on by vampires and then died. This is an evil curse which makes
the bearers immortal, and with restrictions. For example, a vampire cannot enter a house
without permission, a wise thing to know. According to the photographer who took this rare
snap shot of Count Dracula, the Count was heading towards the Carpathian Mountains, in
Transylvania. When we consulted the spectacular six about this rumor, they stated they were
aware of this information due to some “inside” source. When asked, they would not explain or
go into detail about this “inside” source. We also uncovered the Count was on a boat, bringing
with him a giant wooden box. The crew aboard the ship could not say what was inside of the
box, but they knew it was something evil. We did not inquire further because of the fearful
faces of the crew. Apparently, the box brought back some terrible memories. Today, the
spectacular six plan to set off after Count Dracula. When we inquired what they were going to
do with him, they said they were either going to decapitate him, shoot him with a sacred bullet,
or pierce his heart. The spectacular six stated these were the ways to truly kill a vampire. Let
all of our prayers be with these six spectacular people as they set off on a dangerous journey
fighting a relatively unknown species.
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