The Survival guide

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The Survival guide

By: Philip Adair

Rules At Camp Green Lake

• Can not leave your hole before you finish.

• Are not allowed to help dig other people’s holes.

• Can not go into your tent to rest, until your hole is finished.

• Your hole has to be as deep as your shovel, which is 5 feet long, and you would have to be able to lay your shovel flat across the bottom in any direction.

• Can not bring guns, explosives, weapons, drugs, or alcohol onto the premises.

• Can not leave at any time to rest in the Warden’s hammock, under the shade of the only two trees.

More Rules

• Are only allowed a four-minute shower.

• If you find anything when you’re digging that is valuable, you have to show it to the

Warden.

• Can not talk back to any of the counselors.

• Can not steal any of the counselors possessions, including the food and water.

Helpful Advice

• Eating onions will help prevent being bitten by a yellow-spotted lizard.

• Do not steal Mr. Sir’s sunflower seeds.

• Avoid digging at noon, since that is the hottest part of the day.

• Try to stay in the shade as much as possible.

• If you’re digging behind someone, make sure that he does not hit you with the shovel.

• Call everyone by their nickname or they will get mad at you.

• If the Warden gets angry at you, you should watch out for her fingernails.

Some More Advice For Staying

At Camp Green Lake

• The Warden has cameras watching you, so do not do anything suspicious.

• Look for yellowspotted lizards in the hole before you enter.

• You should remain calm if there is a yellow-spotted lizard on you.

The “Must-haves,” For Camp

Green Lake

• Some onions to eat in case you meet a yellowspotted lizard.

• A pair of gloves that would help you with digging holes.

• An alarm clock to help wake you up at an early time.

• Some comfortable clothing to wear after you are done digging.

• Sunscreen to put on when you go out to dig your hole.

• Sunglasses and a hat to protect your face and be able to see when the sun is in your eyes.

More Equipment Needed For

Camp

• Stationery paper and a pencil to keep in touch with your family and friends.

• Soap and a towel for taking a shower.

• A pair of durable shoes or boots to protect your feet from the hard terrain.

• A Toothbrush and toothpaste to keep your teeth clean.

Comments From Former

Campers

• “Well, the first hole’s the hardest,” Magnet said.

(page 35)

• “The second hole’s a lot harder. You’re hurting before you even get started,” said X-Ray.

(page 45)

• “I’ve been here for almost a year. I’ve never found anything,” said X-Ray. (page 52)

• ‘The third hole’s the hardest,” X-Ray said.

(page 55)

• “They’re going to finally let you out of here?” asked Magnet. (page 56)

More Comments About Camp

• “You can pretend you found it first thing in the morning. Then you can get the whole day off, instead of just a hour or so this afternoon.” said

Stanley. (page 62)

• “What kind of camp are you running here,

Ms. Walker?” Said the

Attorney General.

(page 220)

Thoughts About Camp Life

• “They weren’t just digging to “build character.” They were definitely looking for something.” said

Stanley. (page 71)

• “That’s the last hole I will ever dig.” Zero said. (page 185)

• “If I had just kept those old smelly sneakers, then neither of us would be here right now.” said

Zero. (page 184)

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