You are about to perform a surgery on a patient. This surgery can be preventative, corrective, or cosmetic. Part of your pre-surgery routine involves a consultation with the patient. Your patient is very nervous and demands a thorough step-by-step description of what will be happening to them at each stage of the surgery, what exactly you will be doing, and why you will do those things. They are also very math-brained, and love statistics, so be sure to sprinkle in as many of those as you can. It will make them feel better. Make sure you say: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. What you are treating What your qualifications are What the patient needs to do pre-op What you will do How long it will take What the expected outcome is What the risks are An estimate of how much the procedure will cost What the patient should do or not do after surgery Good luck!