How would you respond to these emails?
Dear <name>
I am writing to ask you for more information
about your company for a school project I am
working on.
Thank you
Barry Writer
Dear Useless *@#$
I am sick and tired of your @$*#ing company
and I wish you would all drop dead tomorrow.
From Mr Angry
Dear Sir
Please could you tell me how much your
chairman earns and how much his secretary
earns. I am thinking of looking for a job in
your company
From P Bobbins
Dear Mr Blubber
I am writing to tell you how pleased I am with
the way you have handled my complaint. I
wrote to your company about the poor service
I was receiving and not only did you sort it
out but you sent me a gift voucher as well.
From P Fish