VENICE // ISSUE 16 // VOLUME 22
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WAYS TO
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HOW TO GET
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WHAT TO DO WHEN
YOUR LADY CHEATS
ON YOU
CASSIO'S
CATASTROPHE
BY ANDREW GILBEY
On Thursday evening, a drunken
fight that included Cassio,
Roderigo, and Iago ended in the
demotion of Cassio. Witnesses
confirmed that a man named Iago
persuaded his "puppet" Roderigo
in order to anger Lieutenant
Cassio in order to convince him
to pick a fight with them. General
Othello then walked in to witness
his befuddled Lieutenant
throwing punches, therefore,
stripped him of his rank. It was
said that Iago was aware that
Cassio, while intoxicated, was
capable of aggressive activity.
Cassio spoke to our reporters
afterwards and shared that he
could have easily prevented the
fight by not engaging in the
drinking of alcohol.
Over the course of the
disturbance, witnesses have
acknowledged that Governor
Montano - The Governor of
Cypress - was stabbed in the leg
by Cassio. He is not in critical
condition and will be sure to
make a quick recovery, which was
confirmed by the . Montano was
merely trying to aid in stopping
the fight between Roderigo and
Cassio, which unfortunately
resulted in Cassio's "lash out"
towards him and in General
Othello instantly demoting the
Lieutenant.
We interviewed some of the
various people tending at this
venue and a man, Shrek Steig,
revealed that he surmised Iago
planned the whole disputation.
Our team has been looking into
this statement as another person
(who wishes to stay anonymous)
has told us that “Iago is the most
honest man [he] knows”. To our
belief, we think that Iago has
taken part in this fight and we
will be getting to the bottom of
this.
THE LOSS OF THE
TURKISH FLEET
AN INTERVIEW WITH
IAGO, THE WORLD'S
MOST HONEST MAN.