Top 10 Excuses for cheating (according to Tiger Woods)
10. Because I married a Swedish woman
9. I’m not only a Tiger. I’m also a cheetah. It’s in my nature.
8. The women make me purr, you barely give me a scratch
behind my ear.
7. Because I attended an elite university, like Stanford
6. I couldn't come up with an iphone passcode
5. Because I dropped out of an elite university, like Stanford
4. Because I can. The women call me “Iron” man. Elin only
calls me Tiger…
3. I was trained to finish all 18...holes
2. I hopped on the Hollywood trend train. "I'm an addict – in this case, a sex addict. Hey, it’s
not me, it’s my disease."
1. I needed variety in my training program, and my gym card
had expired. “Honey, you said I needed to be on the top
of my game. I did it for us.”