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FHE CRIMSON AND WHITE
Vol.
XIX
JUNE,
No. 5
1923
Published E v e r y Two
Months During the School Y e a r by the Students of
The Milne H i g h School
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Editor-in-Chief
D O R O T H E A A. G E O R G E ,
Assistant
MARY
DOROTHY
ROBINSON,
Editor
CRAIG,
Sigma
Sigma
M A R I O N N I C H O L S , Quinn
MARION BARDEN,
Quinn
)
M A R G A R E T M A N N , Quinn
GEORGIANA
HELEN
MAAR,
MANSION,
j
Quinn
Sigma
D E W I T T Z E H , Adelphoi
W E R N E R L I E B I C H , Adelphoi
G E O R G E O'CONNOR
E L L S W O R T H B E E M A N , Theta Nu
H E L E N H A M B U R G E R . Sigma
ARNOLD LAVENTALL
Sigma
School
Editor
Alumni
Editor
.Joke
Editors
Exchange
Editor
Assistant E x c h a n g e
Editor
-Business M a n a g e r s
'
-Advertising A g e n t s
.
What is tliere that a graduating class can say which hasn't been
said a tiionsand times before in exactly the same way? Whereupon
we will proceed to say it.
We have enjoyed Milne High, and I think the four (or possibly
five) years have seemed short to most of us. To me, 1 know, it seems
about three months since 1 was pi-oudly occupying Freshman Study
ITall together with the rest of the little girls with long hair (thei-e
were two bobs in the class in those early days), and the little boys
in knee-pants, who have developed into our present august assemblage. Now, in the last few weeks of school, we realize more than
e\'er what Milne means to us, and we try to embrace every 0i)i)0i'tunity to carry away with us impressions of our high school life.
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W e liavo truly been a hard-working class. Last year's Seniors
left us with all the new enterprising work of the school just begun,
and we have done much to establish their precedents—Student
Council, Scholarship, Crimson and White Year Book, and others.
We ai-e duly i-ewarded for our eit'orts when we reflect that we have
streiigtliened these new institutions so that they will be comparatively easy for '24 to attend to, and that thus gradually they will
become deep-rooted customs of Milne High. If this is so, we shall
not have studied and worked in vain.
D. A. G., '23
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CLASS SONG
Dear old seat of learning, we will now sing thy praise
Prom the depths of hearts fond and true.
For love in our souls is awakened by memories.
Which tiie prospects of parting renew.
And you who are filling our places, we greet
With brotherly feeling so broad;
We salute you as followers along our path,
Which we, with such great joy have trod.
The friendships we've made in our class rooms are as dear
As the casket of memory holds.
Time never can bring much more wonderfully sweet.
As the future her secrets unfolds;
Good-bye! May thy future be resplendent and bright;
For in our hearts you'll always be.
May the following classes be equally fine
As this one of 1923.
CHORUS
Milne, we shout to thee our praise,
High above all, our voices raise
And all through the ages may they ring!
Alma Mater, tliy graces we sing!
GLADYS W I N I F R E D HUTCHISON, '23
THE CRIIVLSON AND WHITE ]3
MARIAN
E.
BAKDENE—"Trixie"—Smith
Viiledictorian;
Medal;
Mis. of Cer.
Sec.
(1),
& W
Junior
Senior
Debating
(2), Vice-Pres.
Pres.
Board
Scholarship
Team;
(3);
(3, 4 ) ;
Qiiin,
(3);
Class P o e t
A. A.
Class
(4);
C
Member.
It is a c o n s t a n t m y s t e r y to us h o w any
girl can
get such extraordinary
and
lead
yet
such
a
She s e e m s strangely
gay
marks
social
attracted to
b u t she h a s a F i f t h A v e n u e
life.
Troy,
atmosphere
f o r all that.
I.ILLIAN
School
M.
BASOVSKY—"Lillian"
Abroad
Senior J^ebating T e a m ; A . A .
Member.
Lillian's silence is golden, and s h e
a silver pen.
—
W i t n e s s her p o e m ,
has
' The
Song of the V i o l i n , " in the C r i m s o n and
W h i t e for N o v e m b e r ,
Er.LSWORTH
leyan
Theta
Nu;
Council
(2);
R.
BEP^MAN—"Elly"—WesClass
(3);
Senior
li)22.
Class
Testator;
Treas.
Debating
Student
(1);
Team;
Pres.
Baseball
T e a m ( 3 ) ; Mgr. ( 4 ) ; A. A. Member.
W h e n E l l y did first our portals see,
A youth full innocent w^as h e , —
H a d never even tasted tea.
But m a r k the c h a n g e , it is so clear,
T h e m a n l y step, c o n t e m p t of
fear;
H e scorns not e'en a girlie dear.
DTXON
A.
COLBERT—"Dix"
A.
The
Member.
class
least one
of
'2 3 is sure
mem,ber
of
having
prominent
in
at
sport.
Dix has a decided liking for the s q u a r e
circle, and we expect to see him
day with a c h a m p i o n s h i p
belt.
some
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EDWIN
A.
R . P. I.
CRAMER—"Ed,"
"Algie,"—
A d e l p h o i ; Senior D e b a t i n g T e a m ; A . A .
Member.
The
Senior
Sheik,
with
flowing
black
locks and a p e n c h a n t for c h e w i n g g u m .
ANNE
E.
FRIDER—"Anne"
S i g m a Critic ( 4 ) ; A . A .
Marathon
Member.
dances are n o w
being
held.
W e ' l l suggest t h a t H i g h Schools hold a
Marathon
History
Match—Anne
would
be the delegate f r o m Milne.
El.IZABETH
-
C & W
C.
F'RIEND—"Liz"—Sargent
Board
Basketball
(4);
Mgr.
(3, 4 ) ; A . A .
quiet
(3,
S i g m a Treas.
4);
Baseball
(4);
Mgr.
Member.
Such
a
when
she's a r o u n d — n o t
girl!
You
never
much!
know
She's
the best sport ever, a n d r e m a r k a b l e f o r
being the only girl w e k n o w w h o hates
men.
NELLE
V.
FUTTERER—"Nellie"
S i g m a ; A . A. Mem.ber.
In every class there a l w a y s is s o m e o n e
w h o is quiet a n d s h y ; but those
generally
are
and Nellie is no
conscientious
exception.
people
workers,
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DOKOTHPJA
A.
GEOJIGE
"CrPorgie"—Vassar
—
" Dot,"
Salutatoiiaii;
Senior Debating' T e a m ;
r
W B o a r d (2, 3. 4) ; S i s m a Sec. ( 8 ) ;
Vice-Pres.
Pres.
(4);
Student
Council (:>); Pres. ( 4 ) ; Class P r o p h e t ;
Class I'res. ( 1 ) ; V i c e - P r e s . ( 2 ) ; Sec.
( S ) ; Sec. ( 4 ) ; French M e d a l ( 3 ) ; L ' A l l i ance Fvancaise Prize ( 3 ) ;
Basketball
(3, 4 ) ; B a s e b a l l Capt. ( 3 ) ; T e a m ( 4 ) ;
A. A. M e m l i e r .
There isn't anything' our Dottie c a n ' t
do.
She's student, athlete, artist, but
above a l l — a good f e l l o w .
She likes
variety in m e n . This s e a s o n — b u t then,
perhaps s h e ' s training to be a k i n d e r garten teacher.
A G N E S A.
Quin;
GLENN—"Aggie"
Pratt
Class
(1);
Vice-Pres.
A.
A.
Member.
a real
She t h i n k s and w o r k s sincerely;
I'riend.
JMAliY
C.
GLYNN—"Mary"
Sigma Vice-Pres.
A. A .
(3);
Little, but oh, niy!
and
Mis. of Cer.
(4);
Member.
an
adora,ble
S h e has lots of pep
smile.
All
through
H i g h School no one h a s ever seen
far f r o m A n n e
ANNA
G.
HESS—"Anne"
Basketball
(4);
A. A.
(3,
4);
Baseball
c o m e s to sports.
that girl
(3);
Capt.
Member.
She's a t o u g h g u y !
can
E s p e c i a l l y w h e n it
Oh,
play!
what
And
basketball
as a
she leaves nothing to b e desired.
a Chem shark,
J
her
Frider.
too.
pitcher
She's
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FIJOHENCE
M.
H U D S O N — "Flossie"
" S u s i e " - -N. Y . S. C. T.
Class
Prophet;
Prize
(3);
A.
Quin
A.
Pres.
Member;
(4);
—
Math
Senior
De-
bating- T e a m .
Our p o p u l a r Quin
wonder.
doesn't
in
President a n d
She's a p e a c h — t h e
grow
Latin
up.
Prose,
She
and
school in romantic
Math
kind that
always
aspires
gets
to
A
teach
Hawaii.
GLADYS W.
HUTCHISON—"Gladys"—Albany L a w School
Class S o n g ;
A. A.
Member.
She writes b l o o d - c u r d l i n g m y s t e r y stories, and she has m a n y e n t h u s i a s m s and
a .iolly l a u g h .
R U T H E. J A N S E N — " R u t h " — N . Y . S. C. T.
Quin;
A. A.
Member.
A l w a y s fussing, nothing's
But,
cheer
up!
right;
There's
help
in
sight.
RAY
Y.
KIRK—"Ray"
Adelphoi;
Basketball
ball
(2, 3, 4 ) ;
Oh,
boy!
Watch
into the b a s k e t !
him
3,
4);
twirl
Basei
that
ball
A n d he shines equally
bright in baseball.
is his line.
(2,
A. A. Member.
We'll
say
athletics
li^
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HKI.KN^ U.
KNOWRT.S—"Helen"—N.
Y.
S. C. T.
Quin;
A . A.
Member.
She excels in E n g l i s h , a n d o h ! w h a t a
Latin v o c a b u l a r y .
A fine speaker,
too;
and a v e r y likeable girl.
A R N O L D J. L A V E N T A L L — " L a v v y , "
—Dartmouth
C
&
W
Board
(4);
"Tut"
Student
Council
( 4 ) ; Class Treas. ( 4 ) ; A . A . M e m b e r
A
genius
for getting
out
of
work.
A
d e l i g h t f u l sense of hvimor and a f a s c i nating g-rin.
A n d such
eyelashes!
G E O R G I A N A M A A R — " G i g " — N . Y . S. C. T.
Quin
Pres.
Sec.
(4);
Treas.
Class
(4);
Student
C & W
(3);
Senior
Historian;
Baseball
(3, 4 ) ;
Council
Board
(3,
Debating
Basketball
A . A.
(3);
4);
Vlass
Team;
(3,
4);
Member.
" G i g " can t a l k , l a u g h and play.
A n d the best things a l w a y s s a y ;
In t h e c l a s s r o o m , on the court,
She will a l w a y s be a sport.
H U G H J. M c K E O N , Jr." Junior"—Colgate
"Mac,"
"Stretch,"
W i n n e r of Prize Speaking- Contest
Adelphoi;
Baseball
(2,
3,
4);
(4);
Basket-
ball (2, 3 ) ; Capt. ( 4 ) ; A . A . M e m b e r .
This b o y just h a s to reach down a little
to drop
been
the ball
one
of
Milne H i g h ; ;
the
in the
basket.
natural
He's
wonders
and we're all very
of
proud
of his ability a l o n g m a n y different lines.
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THE CRIMSON AND WTLLTE
NICHOLS- -"Nicky"—Potsdam
MA III A N A.
Normal
Q u i n ; C & W B o a r d ( 4 ) ; A . A . Merabev
"Nick"
seems
know her!
quiet;
but w a i t
till
you
She's a whiz a t the piano,
too.
DOROTHY
mons
H.
ROBINSON—"Dot"—Sim-
W i n n e r of Prize Speaking Contest
(2);
S i g m a ; Student Council V i c e - P r e s .
(4);
C & W B o a r d (3, 4 ) ; Pres. of D r a m a t i c
Club ( 4 ) ; A . A . M e m b e r .
Talkative, laug'hingr, a l w a y s gay
Describes our Dot.
A n d so we s a y
Tn her you'll find a f r i e n d t r u e —
blue.
And one w h o ' l l a l w a y s stand b y
you.
A L I C E E. S E C O R — " A l i c e " — N .
Quin;
A. A . Member;
Speaking
Contest
H e r silence
thoughts
of
Y . S. C. T.
W i n n e r of
Prize
(4).
holds a wealth
books,
and
of
life,
things:
and
far
lands.
D E W I T T C. Z E H — " Z i p , "
Adelphoi
Pres.
(4);
C & W
(4);
A. A .
(4);
Board
" D o I t " — R . P. I.
Student
(3, 4 ) ;
Council
Class
Pres.
Member.
" T h e Business M a n of M i l n e H i g h . "
Did a n y o n e ever see Zip w h e n he isn't
w a n d e r i n g about w i t h a distracted e x pression!
Surely
no one
was
ever
busier!
B u t he certainly gets t h i n g s
done.
THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E
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CLASS HISTORY
9
1919! A mystic half-solemn thrill attends the words.
Tlie
world was at the trembling half-expectant dawn of a new era.
America, like her fellow nations, seemed to be relaxing from the
tension under which she had so long worked, fought, and sacriticed.
Her glorious youth was flowing back into the arteries of human life,
and the world seemed again a pleasing place and life an enviable
prize.
It was amid such a reawakening and rededication of human
purpose that our class entered the portals of Milne High School.
Like our predecessors, we were initiated into the arts of eraserthi'owing, lesson-dodging, and like indiscretions. But we were not
so green as many other classes had been, for were not many of our
members from the Junior High School? And had they not learned
liow to subdue the high and m'ghty upperclassmen? Hut it was not
long before the two sections—the outsiders and those from the Junior
High School—became inseparately fused together into the class of
1923. After the mid-year exams, some of us became more closely
connected with the upperclassmen because of our initiation into
the various societies, but we were never allowed to forget that we
were ''mere freshies."
During our initial year we conferred that coveted honor of
presidency upon Dorothea George, who really managed us (|uite
well. At that time, we occupied tiie lai'go study hall supervised by
Miss Gushing, and in June, 1920 we succeeded in moving to Room
300, which was under the I'ule of Miss Johnson,
As sophomores, we inci'eased our dignity by buying class pins—
for we, really needed some such emblem to prove we were at least
of high school age. That same year, we took a leading i)art in
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THE CRIMSON A N D WTLLTE
oi'gaiiiziiig the Student Council and in establishing tlie Student Tax.
We members of societies undertook aiu)tlier momentous task—that
of instituting a Q. T. S. A. Scliolarship fund. This one hundred
dollar scholarshi]) was to be awarded for the first time in 1923 to
the student of the class of '22 who had excelled both in scholarship
and school activities.
After accomplishing so many strenuous tasks, we were very
glad to have a vacation in order to recuperate before beginning to
put over our big ideas.
By the fall of 1921, we had removed to the other end of the
liall and had to report our tardinesses to Miss Shaver. At that time
we elected our members to the Student Council. To fulfill that
lofty position we chose Dorothea George, Georgiana Maar, and Ellsworth Beeman. Now that we had become Juniors, we felt it our
solemn duty to be carefree and to show the underclassmen how to
act. Needless to say, we became frequent visitors to " S t u d y Hall in
Room 300" which was carefully superintended by Professor Brown.
During that yeai', we girls organized a basketball and baseball
team. Although we were greatly humiliated by the defeat suffered
at the hands of Rensselaer High, nevertheless, we ended the year
l).y winning several games from the champion team of Albany High
School. This was due to the faithful coaching of Miss Bennett and
Helen Walsli and the cooperation of the team.
We also took a large part in making the histoi'ical pageant given
by the class of '22 a success. We kindly loaned our talented menibei's to be Indians, Americans, Dutch women, and even a Frenchman.
In some miraculous way, we and the teachers survived the year
and left for our vacation content with the knowledge that in the
fall we should be high and mighty seniors. Yet, we did not quite
see how we could acquire the necessary dignity in so short a time.
In the fall of 1922, we returned to school somewhat reluctantly
because we knew that there would be Avork ahead if we wished to be
graduated in June.
Upon our return, we again organized our class with Dewitt Zeh
as president. Then with the idea of gi-aduation in the foreground,
we ordered announcements and had our pliotographs taken. The
Student Council with Dorothea George as president, Dorotliy Robinson, vice-president and Georgiana Maar secretary, undertook a student reception. Altliough not nuiny of tiu' students attended, tliose
Avho did had a most enjoyable time. This year's Council also insti-
THE CRIIVLSON A N D W H I T E
]3
tilted a new ])laii of giving a gift for tlio new high seliool, wliich we
liope to have in the near future. For this purpose il lias eliosen a
i-ichly colored print of " K i n g Lear and His Daughtei's.
Now in these closing days when ci'owding ineiuoi'ies and stirring
last events stride side by side, we ])on(le]' in momentary reveiy on
the meaning of it all. In honest admission we realize that the course
Ave have run has not widely differed from the myriad classes gone
before or of those yet to come—the same studies, the same sports,
the same societies, opportunity to claim the same medals for proficiency. Yet, not the same! For into them, have gone our personalities and found therein the expression of the swiftly passing joys
of high school life.
GEORGIANA M A A R
0
CLASS PROPHECY
It was a pleasant spring day in 1940, and many people were out
pi'omenading in Central Park. Among these were two women, who,
when they saw each other, stopped and stared at each other with
glances of dawning recognition.
' ' Why, it's Dottie George! I haven't seen you since 1923 !''
" H e l l o , Flossie Hudson! What are you doing h e r e ? "
" W e l l , you know how interested 1 have always been in nuichinery and airplanes? I now have a trans-continental air line with
planes that run three times a day from New York to San Fi-ancisco.
And I hear that you are doing kindergarten w o r k . "
" Y e s , I always have been interested in the training of the
young. But have you heard what any of our old schoolmates are
doing?"
"Certainly, I have kept track of several of them. Y o u know
our class has distingvdshed itself in the ai'tistc line. There ai-e
Agnes Glenn, now a famous painter living in Paris; Lillian Bosovsky, whom of course you have heard as a violinist on the concert
stage; Marian Nichols, the well-known pianist; and Helen Knowles,
who has a tine position as teacher of elocution at a large college.
And of course I need not recall to you the name of Nellie Futtei'ei',
sinc(^ you se it featured evei-ywhere on moving-picture billboards."
" Y e s , I saw hei- in her last pictui'e recently. And I actually
met her on Broadway the other day. She was just conung from
the beauty parlor of Monsieur Kirk, whom you may remember as
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THE CRIMSON AND WTLLTE
Ray. lie has inado a treiiioiidous success of his business, you know,
since he guarantees to give a marcel wave just like his own. Ed
Cramer is in the movies too, you know; his smile and his slick hair
have (|uite sui)i)lanted nuMiu)i'ies of \'alentino."
" A i u l did you know, Dot, that several members of our class
have become literary lights? There is Alice Secor, the greatest living Shakespearian authority. Anne Frider has Avritten a history of
the United States in fifteen volumes, which gained her a college
professorship; and Mary Glynn is her devoted secretary and able
assistant. You know they never could be separated."
" R u t h Jansen is also an authoress, and a business wonuin as
well. She has received great profits from a series of lessons she
gives by corresi)ondence: 'How to Reduce by Rolling Your Own.'
And Gladys Hutchison is having great success with a smart little
shop she started in Chicago, Avhich advertises 'Gowns and Costumes
of Startling Distinction.' Hut what has become of Elly Beeman?"
" H a d n ' t you heard? He has gone into vaudeville as a musical
novelty: 'One-Man Jazz Orchestra—He Plays It All Himself.'
" H o w like dear Elly! Anothei- member of oui' class is 'in the
profession'—Hugh McKeon. If you can believe it, he went on growing after he graduated, and now he is in Ringling's side-show as
the tallest nuin in captivity."
" 1 always had an idea he would do something like that. Arnold
Laventall, too, has carried out the promise of his youth. He is a
])hilosophei' who spends a large ])art of his princely income in philanthropic ways, especially staking out pooi' working-g'.rls to meals.
lUit what's the matter? Why do you look so s a d ? "
" O h , when you speak of uplift woi'k like that it makes me think
of poor Georgiana M a a r . "
" W h a t hai)pened to her? I know she went at the head of a
band of missionaries to the wilds of darkest Africa, but she hasn't
written to me for years."
" D i d n ' t you know? pooi' Gigi was eaten by lions several years
ago, as she was going from one native village to anothei'!"
" O h , I'm so sorry to hear of hei- sad fate ! Poor gii-l ! She was
such a pious missionary—(|uite like the (|uiet, devout girl she alA\ays was at school! lint let's talk of something less sad,—of what
has become of our other schoolmates. I supi)ose there is no room
foi' in(|uiry as to what Dix Colbert is d o i n g ? "
" N o , indeed. You could guess it the first tinu% since you listened in English classes for four years to his themes about boxing.
THE CRIMISON AND W H I T E
15
He is famous now, you know; I believe lie has a contract to meet
the World's Champion Flyweight (or j)ei'haps it's Pa])erweiglit), at
some time in the near future. And speal^ing of sports, did you Iciiow
that Anne Hess luis l)een for several years coach of basketball and
football at Yale? Yes, they hired her because she so far surpassed
any woman coach they had ever had; and she is teachiug the men
such rough tactics that most other colleges are now afraid to play
them. But, tell me, what is Lizzie Friend d o i n g ? "
" W h y , Liz had an artistie impulse and started a school of aesthetic dancing, in which she trains girls for the Russian liallet. I
understand that she teaches voice culture on the side."
" I never would have thought it of Liz! Two other prominent
members of our class are now much before the public eye.
You
know what brilliant Dorothy Robinson is doing as President of the
Woman's International Suffrage Alliance. She is a most efficient
executive. And in every pajoer on the society page one may see
photographs and columns without number of Marian Bardene, her
three ex-husbands, and her million-dollar wardrobe. She is an active
leader at Newport this season."
" D o you know. Dot, we have forgotten to mention the most
illustrious member of our class—DeWitt Z e h . "
" W h y , he has risen so high that we should all be proud to have
gone to school with him. Just think—President of the United
States! But I think it queer that he refused to have any Cabinet,
but insists upon doing the work of all the Departments himself!"
" W e l l , you know, he always was a genius for woi'k—so busy at
school all the while.
" S o this is the way the class of "23 turned out! I think we
ought to be proud of all our prominent colleagues—don't y o u ? "
FLORENCE M. HUDSON, '23
DOROTEHA A. GEORGE, '23
0
CLASS
WILL
To all persons to whom these presents shall come, Greetings.
We, the Class of 1923, of the Milne High School of Albany
County, Albany, New York, being of sound miiul and body, even
after the terrors of Regents, and realizing the advanced age of our
High School life as to suggest graduation, do nuxke this our last
will and testament. In the name of Professor Sayles, the Faculty
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and {)11 the Practice Tcacliers, we, llie class of '23, being i'ully aware
oF the uncertainty oi' life and of tiie certainty of death, do ordain
and (k'chire this our hist reinend)i'ance to our beloved ahna mater,
Milne High School.
We hereby be(tueath to the Junior Class, all right, title, and interest of the Senior Study hall, including the bi'oken window, the
bi'oken therniometei', the broken picture frame, the Bell-less telephone, and all portions of stray lunches that may be found in the
desks. However, in making this concession, we request that during
the meetings of the Adelphoi Literary Society, John Rude shall
cease literally to thrust his nose thru the panes of glass.
Furthermore, we give and devise to the Junior Class the I'ight
to walk thru the halls with heads raised high, chests out, and the
exclusive right to ignore all sophomores and freshmen. W e be(pieath them the extrenu' and delightful privilege of composing a
senior essay, and, we as a class, wish to make a donation annually
of one quill from a Perforated Pomei'aniaii Porcupine and an old
waste basket, to the author of the best essay. The Junior Class also
is given clear title and right to write a senior debate; and to tiie
winning team of the said senior debate, we, the class of 1923, will
award annually one diamond-studded tiea-whip.
To the school in general, we leave one principal (besides the
principle derived from the student tax), six critics, and some forty
odd teachers (some of whom are very odd indeed). Furthermore,
to each and every member of the school is hereby given a membership in the largest scholarship society of the school, namely the organization which is conducted by our esteemed and beloved faculty
from 12:35 to 1:30 P. M. daily. To the student ac(piiring a perfect
attendance record at the meeting of this aforenunitioned organization, we will award an old whiskei*.
We be(iueath to the faculty of the school, one dozen silverplated grind-stones, that they may use these in sharpening tiu^ wits
of the student body.
To the Student Ccinicil, we be()ueath one thii'd of the total sum
of the student tax, said tax to be placed upon the chairs of the members of the coumul so that they may arise to the occasions which
confront them.
To the bashful, gentle, graceful, and ever interesting girls of
our alnui nuiter, we leave one lai'ge-sized looking glass, that each
and every gii'l may be able to see a-head in the world. We also give
to the girls the divine right of hanging a mail box in Study hall, so
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tliat when they get hard up for men to take to dances (ai'ter the
graduation of the boys of 1923) they will be able to get their partners at the male box.
We bequeath to the respective classes of our alma mater, one
pair of stilts and one elevator, so that they may be successful in
reaching the heights attained by the class of 1923.
To the unnecessary, sweet, and innocent freshmen we leave 47
cases of Mellin's food, so that every day in every way they may become stronger and stronger. Also to our youngest class we bequeath 4 dozen bottles of LePage's glue, so that they will stick
around Milne f o r four years.
Besides the bequests already mentioned, we hereby render the
following individual gifts:
To Lawrence Ulrich, we give absolute jurisdiction of the Theta
Nu Literary Society and direct that in the future the members shall
be chosen as exclusively as in the past.
To William Drislane McDonough, we give all right, title, and
interest to use the Senior Study Hall walls as a future parking space
for his gum. However, before granting the aforementioned William
Drislane this exclusive privilege, we require that he first transfer
his present supply from the walls of the Sophomore Study Hall to
the walls of the Senior Study Hall, and in the future, we direct
that the aforementioned William Drislane, shall refrain from chewing all gum manufactured by Wrigley, Beechnut, Chicklet, etc., but
shall henceforth and forever after confine himself to the exclusive
use of Beeman's.
To Everett Long, we leave " E d d i e " Cramer's courage in being
the bachelor of the Virgil class. W e make this bequest despite the
fact that our own opinion is that " E d d i e " was old enough to know
better.
To Ellen Doody, we leave Gladys Hutchison's solution of the
problem, " H o w to Make a Brunette a B l o n d . "
To Lois Thornton McNeillie, we leave " D o t " George's Virgil
" t r o t " so that Lois may be able to set the pace for next year's
Virgil class. This bequest is not left with any insinuation that it
is given where it is most needed.
To Helen Hamburger,we give 10 i)ounds of Ruth Jansen's superfluous avordupois.
To Mary Craig, we be(iueath a copy of Irvin S. Cobb's edition
cf, " H o w to Grow T h i n . "
To " B o b b y " Levi, we wish to bequeath " L i z " Friend's quiet
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inaiiner of iissertioii and lier everlasting enthiisiasiii in support of
gii'ls' athletics.
To Harold lleininiller, sometimes referred to as " S i s t e r , " Ave
give all riglit, title, and interest as captain and manager of next
year's knitting team.
To Matthew Gipp, we bequeath six inches of Hugh McKeon's
seventy-six inches in height.
To Sterling Ferguson, we give all title and contracts for the
use of the roofs adjacent to the Senior and Junior Study Halls.
To Frances Storrs, we leave the combined gracefulness of our
kewpies, Ruth Jansen and " L i z " Friend.
To Francis Stevens, we bequeath Dix Colbert's Valentino sideboards.
To Noble Williams, we leave DeWitt Zeh's winning ways in
vamping the State College girls.
To Gladys Rowe, we bequeath " T r i x i e " Bardene's style and to
Werner Liebich goes " A r t y " William's millior dollar smile.
To John Dyer, we bequeath Ray Kirk's rainbow tie.
To Helen Mansion we leave " D o t " Robinson's extraordinary
ability and enthusiasm as a chemist. Furthermore, " D o t " ( " G o o f y " )
Robinson bequeaths to " M i d g e " Rappe her renowned excellence
in dramatics.
To Bertha Post, Helen Knowles leaves her 100% English paper.
To the girls basketball team, we leave the combined ability of
" G i g " Maar, " D o t " George, and Anna Hess along with the executive ability of " L i z " Friend.
To the baseball team we leave the ability of Hugh " S w e d e "
McKeon and of Ray Kirk.
To the basketball team we also leave the ability of " S w e d e "
McKeon and Ray Kirk, and to all future athletic teams we leave our
best wishes for success.
To the American History classes of next year, we bequeath
" T u t " Laventall's wit and humor.
To the Crimson and White we leave Florence Hudson's I'ed dress
to add to the color of the magazine, and also the fruits of the efforts
of our two most esteemed classmates, " D o t " George and
" D o - i t " Zeh.
In conclusion, we hereby ratify and reaffirm tins to be our last
will and testament and to be executed as such.
THE CLASS OF 1923
THE CRIMISON AND W H I T E
'23's F A R E W E L L
Our last farewells have now been made to you,
Oh, Milne. The time is come foi- ns to leave
Your learned halls. And so we wander through
Your silent, empty rooms that seem to grieve
For us who now are forced to say goodbye.
And strange, that every lifeless object dumb.
The desks, the chairs, the pictures seem to cry,
"Farewell! Ye shall return in years to come ! "
If prophet hand could read the veil of life
And show us what our mystic futures hold,—
Sorrow, joy, love, happiness, and daring strife
To gain at rainbow's end the glittering gold,
I wonder, then, if we could see, some night
When all the stars have left a lightless sky.
Upon the steps of Milne a strange, weird siglit,
And glimmering,
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^ ghostly ^figures
^ passing
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^by.
The wdiite moonlight its paisley pattern traces
On plastered walls, smooth floors, ascending stair.
And lights, with fairy glow, familiar places,
Next to reveal a ghostly company there.
The brand of Time is seen on every brow,
But Youth, glad Youth, is in the words they speak,
And Youth is theirs once more tonight, as now
The wistful shrines of long ago they seek.
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Who knows but thus the Class of Twenty-three
May visit Milne again, a ghostly band,
Arrived from foreign climes across the Sea
And coming back to greet a native land.
But friendly phantoms we shall be indeed:
(Perhaps a tear or two will even flow),
So to our nightly wanderings pay no heed,
And swift away our ghostly throng will go.
MARIAN E. BARDENE, '23
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NOTES
We are closing another year. May we look back to see the
progress we have made. Our first social event was the Student
Reception. Although we do not like to be t r i t e — " A good time was
had by all," Shortly after vacation our long-hoped for exams took
place. Many of us started the new term with a clean conscience and
fi good resolution to study.
In February the long expected debate took place. The judges
had a hard time to give a decision. A Q. T. S. A. scholarship dance
was held in February. Some interest and enthusiasm was shown,
but not enough to raise our full ([uota.
March 25 was full of excitement, for on that day the Dramatic
Club presented " T h e Neighbors," by Zona Gale. Easter vacation
started on this day. We returned on the 2nd of April.
Girls' Day was held on May 17. A poem " T h e Companion of
V. M i l e " by Alfred Noyes was dramatized by the members of Sigma
and Quin.
After a week of Regents we shall gain some well earned relaxation on Class Night, the School Picnic, and Commencement.
D. H. R., '23
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This is the second year tliat Milne has had a Student Council,
and it has been a most successful one. W e began the year with a
Student Reception in the gymnasium. There were a great many
students present, and every one had a most enjoyable time.
This year the Student Council has presented the school with a
print, " K i n g Lear and His Daughters."
Milne hopes to have a
>building of its own in the near future, aiul if our dream is ever
realized, there will be a great need for pictures. The Student Council is tlius setting a ])recedent which, it is hoped, will be followed in
the futui'e.
G. M., '23
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ALUMNAE NOTES
On Moving-iip Day in N. Y. S. C. T. many t'oruiei' Milnites
moved up and some moved out. Among those wlio enteretl the upper
classes were: Miriam Snow, Esther Jansen, Silvia Estabrook, Martha
Lomax, Marion O'Connor, llildegarde Liehech and Helen Kirtland.
Those seniors who expect to graduate from State College are:
Marion Deyo, '19 and M. E. Burham, '19.
Frances Tompkins, ex-'22 is now attending Skidmore College.
Velma Dederick, ex-'22 is living in California and is completing
lier High School course there.
Kathcrine McKinlay, '20, who is a Junior at Skidmore, played
an important part in the May-day exercises of that college.
Frances White, '22, has a position in the office of St. Peter's
Hospital,
Helen Metz, '21 has a position as reporter for the Knickerbocker
Press.
Marion Vosburg, '18, who graduated from Ann Arbor University, is working in the Dudley Observatory.
Katherine Phibbs, '21 is living near Castleton and is making
()uite a succcwss with a chickcn farm.
Betty Kennedy, ex-'22 is in this city woiking in the D. & H.
Building.
Nelson Coley, '22 and Walter Liebech, '22 are attending R. P. I.
Dorothy Hamburger, '21 is now attending the Albany Business
College.
SIGMA NOTES
Of course, we are " e n d i n g the season in a blaze of g l o r y . " Tliat
is considered the correct thing to say, isn't it?
Girls' Day was very successful, as usual. After our last year's
success at a dramatic attempt, we wanted to do likewise this year;
but the point was to gain variety by giving something different from
the last Girls' Day play. Quin thought so, too.
With Miss Rice's assistance, we saw the possibilities of a May
Day poem of Alfred Noyes', " T h e Comjjanion of a M i l e . " It called
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for four main cliaracters and any niuuber of " M a y Day Rovelei's,"
so we were able to divide tlie honors e(iiially between Quin and
Sigma. We are all very proud of the fact tliat we dramatized it,
inserted action, music, and two charming morrice dances, wliich
Miss Isabelle Johnson tauglit us, made tlie old English costumes
ourselves, and put the play over with much success—and all in a
week and a half.
Other features of the Girls' Day program were the Quin and
Sigma Joke Papers, a recitation and some music.
As this goes to print, the Sigma girls are planning, as their
annual spree, an afternoon at the Colonic Country Club, with tennis,
swimming and tea. W e carried out that same i)rogram last year
with great enjoyment to everyone. Question is, with such a pleasant
car strike going on, how are we going to get there? That (luestion
will have been solved by the time you peruse this, o gentle readei',
but at present, it is a real problem to us. We think of chai'tering a
bus and traveling in style. W o n ' t we be grand?
D. A. G., '23
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On May 26, the seven-fifteen D. and II. ti'ain had twenty-one
youthful occupants, all wearing middies and knickers and duly
chaperoned by Miss Rice, on their way to the Indian Ladder. The
conductor graciously held up the train while we waitetl for Vera
Button and Beth Root to finish star-gazing and catch a trolley.
They were so engrossed tliat they let three cars go by and ari'ived
at the station five minutes late.
After walking over the trail, and visiting the crevice and the
cavern, w^e collected our scattered crowd and returned to the
Meadowdale station. It was i-ather hard to come back to civilization, but we were glad to arrive home in time to dine in luxury with
our respective families.
Tliursday, May 17, Quin lent her talented members, sucli as Vera
iiutton and Florence Hudson, to make the Gii'ls' Day exercises a
great success.
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Wo are very proud once more to have the valetlietoriaii a lueiul^er of Quill. This year Marian Uardene has been awarded this higli
honor. Marian has always been active in all the affairs of the
society.
n. B., '25
ADELPHOI
Adelphoi has come to life. After a period of weeks during
which the society has been for the most part asleej), we iiave awakened and are finishing the year strong.
Several new members have been taken in among whom are
Rude, O'Connor, Dyer, Wansboro, Long and Stevens. The initiations were a bit rougli as is evidenced by the distorted features of
the new members afterward. John Rude's nose is hardei- tiian glass
because the window pane broke and his nose did not.
The officers for next year are:
President
Clayton Rosboro
Vice President
Werner Liebicii
Secretary
Evei-ett Long
Treasurer
Noble Williams
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Cliaplain
Francis Stevens
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Some new enthusiasm has been aroused by the members, and wo
l)lan to finish tiie year with as mucii spirit as we began. The climax
of the year will be tiie annual Adelphoi banquet.
John Conistock
D. Z., '23
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All the world's a stage,
Ts a thought tiiat's
universal;
i)Ut tiie women all believe
T l i e s h o w ' s a dress rehearsal.
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Milne's baseball squad was on the diamond early in the season.
Among the boys were several veterans, including McKeon, IJlrich,
Kirk, Williams, and Davenport. The new candidates were Ferguson,
Gipp, Goldring, Van Alstyne, Liebich, O'Connor and Vanderhorst.
The first two games were disastrous to the home team. But then,
in the game with Albany Academy, we won by a score of 13-12.
Deacon we defeated also, 7-6.
Most of the positions have been played fairly well. McKeon
proved himself to be a star first-sack man; with his exceptional
reach he brought down many wide throws. Kirk, who is considered, one of the best short-stops in the High School League of this
section, came into the box to rescue our team, which was without a
regular pitcher, Ulrich, as a backstop, has improved considerably
since last season—not a ball gets past him; and, so far, he has stolen
every base within reach without being caught.
The batting average of these three men and of Williams is over
the .600 mark.
Home runs have been chalked up for Williams and McKeon.
Liebich and Gipp have featured in the "outer garden."
The line-up is as follows:
Pitcher, Beeman, Kirk.
Catcher, IJlrich
1st Base, McKeon
2nd Base, Williams
3rd Base, Van Alstyne
Shortstop, Goldring
Right field, Gii)p, Ferguson
Center field, O'Connor, Vanderhorst
Ijeft field, Liebich
L. U., '24
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GIRLS' A T H L E T I C S
Our basket ball team, like every ot her outdoor sport, sufTerod
due to the lateness aiitl wetness oF tlie season. This also jirevented
track pi'actice and consc(|nently a traek meet.
True it is that our year in the athletic field has not been altogether successful from the outsiders point of view. But no one will
deny that we have the ' ' n e v e r - s a y - d i e " spirit. Even when our girls
had nothing to look forward to they turned out regulai-ly to basketball pi'actice, hoi)ing against hope that, fi-oni, somewhere in the distance, a game would appear. A n d one did ! Thanks to Miss Johnston we had tw^o games with the S. T. C. Fi'osh. W e admit that
wo were defeated both times, but at least we had an opportunity
to play.
Let us hope that next year's teams wall be able to obtain games,
and that they may have all the luck which we feel sure we would
have had this year, had we had our chance.
Girls receiving M's for first time:
Huntington,
Hamburger,
Hall,
Morrissey,
Stephenson,
Weeber.
Girls receiving M's for second time:
Button,
Geoi'ge,
Iless,
Levi (received ail available points),
Maar,
Friend.
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" Y o u look sweet euougli to e a t , "
Ue whispered soft and low.
" 1 d o ? " the fair one answered,
' ' W h e r e (h) you want to g o ? "
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Clarion, Lynbrook, N. Y .
W e have only one fault to find with your perfectly fine magazine. Don't you think a more attractive cover would have greatly
enhanced the appearance of your April edition?
Picayune, Batavia, N. Y .
Y o u r athletics and advertisements are a credit to you, but y o u r
department called " T h e E m p t y J u g " is not lengthy.
Student's Pen, Pittsfield, Mass.
The literary department of your May issue is interesting on the
whole while your article entitled ' ' What are y o u Reading ? ' ' seemed
particularly timely to us. The cover design of this number is very
clever.
ORACLE, Gloversville, N. Y .
The athletics in the March issue are fine, but more g o o d jokes
would be a boon to your paper.
Blue Owl, Attleboro, Mass.
" T h e Sacrifice" and " H i s P u n i s h m e n t " in your April issue are
well written and interesting. W e are glad to find a school where
school notes are written in a rather unusual manner.
Red and Black, Locust Valley, L. 1.
Y o u r alumni notes are lengthy, but wliy not add more original
jokes?
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Panorama, JJiiiglianitoii, N. Y.
The Panorama is one of our best exchanges, hut it seems to us
l h a t several articles in the department entitled " S k u l e N e w s ' ' helong in almost any othei- dej)artment than the one in which they are
found.
Shucis, S c h e n e c t a d y , N. Y .
The Crimson and W h i t e is a l w a y s glad to welcome a new exchange. If all y o u r issues are like this one, w e feel that we liave
been missing something worthwhile.
Irvonian, Irving School, Tai-rytown, N. Y .
W e liked y o u r Special Nund^er immensely. The Irvonian is
indeed fortunate in having such a department as " W h a t Men W i l l
W e a r . " More stories would improve y o u r literary department.
E x c h a n g e s were also received f r o m :
Bleatings, St. A g n e s School, A l b a n y , N. Y .
Oracle, Rensselaer, N. Y .
Wapp^rian, W a p p i n g e r s Falls, N. Y .
Highland Echoes, Highland, N. Y.
E x - R a y , Sacramento, Cal.
Hartwick Seminary Monthly, Cooperstown, N. Y.
Patriot, F o r t Leavenworth, Kansas.
Oh ! how 1 e n v y P i p p a ,
W h o comes to all my classes;
For, lo, in sp:!te of all the j)rofs,
Pippa ])asses!
John asked Clara
To take
A w a l k with liim
A n d i)ick flowers.
l>ut C l a r a ' s brother
Came along
A n d so
T h e y picked flowers.
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\
T e a c h e r — " A r e you chewing g u m ? "
Little B o y — " N o , m a ' a m ; ray name is J o h n n y J o n e s . "
o
E d C r a m e r — " I shall n e v e r m a r r y until I find a w o m a n w h o is
m y direct o p p o s i t e . "
F l o r e n c e — " O h , well, E d , there are a number of intelligent girls
in this n e i g h b o r h o o d . "
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E l l y B e e m a n (about to t a k e his first lesson in horsemanship) —
" P l e a s e pick me out a nice gentle h o r s e . "
Stable B o y — " D ' j a ever ride a horse b e f o r e ? "
Elly—"No."
S., B . — " A h !
H e r e ' s j u s t the animal f o r you.
H e ' s n e v e r been
l i d d e n before, and y o u can start out t o g e t h e r . "
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' ' T)o it n o w ! ' ' t h u n d e r e d the pep-plus lecturer.
W h e r e u p o n the impatient p i c k p o c k e t , loitering on the f r i n g e of
tlie crowd, liesitated no longer.
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The dauntless hen rules p r o u d l y o'er us y e t .
Immortal hen!
H e r son can n e v e r s e t !
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" Y o u ' r e u n d e r a r r e s t f o r r a c i n g , " said the traffic patrolman.
" O h , b u t y o u 're m i s t a k e n , ' ' protested A r t Milliman.
racing.
'' I wasn't
B u t say, T passed a couple of f e l l o w s w h o w e r e . "
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Mrs. A d t — " G e o r g e , dear, y o u ' d better not go to the dance this
wot night; your rubbers l e a k . "
G e o r g i e — " T h a t ' s all right, m o t h e r ; I ' v e got pumps inside ' e m . "
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L. H., '2G (to swiiuniiiig i n s t n i e t o r ) — " P l e a s e , sir, 1 just swall o w e d some w a t e r .
W i l l they i n i i i d ? "
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E v e , b e i n g a spai-e rib, has iiatui'ally had a lot of roasting.
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M e r c h a n t — " Y o u n g l a d y , this check came b a c k f r o m the b a n k
marked 'No funds.' "
A . F., ' 2 3 — " T h a t ' s f u n n y .
T h e y said t h e y had a million dollars
in d e p o s i t s . "
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A . M., ' 2 3 — " S h e d i d n ' t a c k n o w l e d g e y o u r b o w , did s h e ? "
W . V a n A . , ' 2 4 — " N o , the next time I see her I w i l l e x p l a i n
w h y I was with y o u . "
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I). C., ' 2 3 — " T h i s w o m a n Salome must have been m e a n . "
R. C.,
'24—"Yes?"
D i x — " I ' l l say so.
This l i t e r a r y criticism says, ' I n the
final
analysis it w a s Salome that made Oscar W i l d e . ' "
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1st o c c u p a n t of b a t h - h o u s e — " A r e y o u dressing for b a t h i n g ? "
2nd d i t t o — " N o , I ' m just t a k i n g otT my clothes to see if 1 h a v e
my u n d e r w e a r o n . "
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II. B., ' 2 6 — " W h a t ' s the cause of f a l l i n g h a i r ? "
C. W . ,
'25—"Gravity."
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O f f i c e r — " H e r e , m a n — p u l l yourself t o g e t h e r and go home before I h a v e to call the w a g o n . "
G e o r g i e A d t — " H i e — m y h e a v e n s — h i e — h a v e I come to p i e c e s ? "
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" W h a t do y o u t h i n k o f ' m y d a n c i n g i ) u m p s ? "
" M y dear, t h e y ' r e i m m e n s e . "
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Ray Kirk ( a n g r i l y ) — " W a i t e r , why didn't
y o u serve this soup
first?"
W a i t e r — " B e g pardon, sir, t h a t ' s the
fingerbowl."
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A b s e n t - m i n d e d P r o f . — " M i - . Smith, I w a n t y o u to tell us w h a t —
S m i t h — " P r o f e s s o r , I ' m absent t o d a y . "
P r o f . — ^ " I b e g y o u r pardon, s i r ; the n e x t man w i l l t a k e the
(|uestion."
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Shortest f o u r line poem in h i s t o r y :
"Auto,
Flash,
Bottle,
Crash."
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A s the tooth paste said to the toothbrush, " P i n c h mo, k i d , a n d
I ' l l meet y o u outside the t u b e . "
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M o t h e r — " W h e n I w a s y o u n g , girls n e v e r t h o u g h t of d o i n g such
things."
F . S., ' 2 4 — " T h a t ' s w h y t h e y d i d n ' t do t h e m . "
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Bellhop
( a f t e r guest has r u n g f o r ten m i n u t e s ) — " D i d
you
ring, s i r ? "
G u e s t — " N o , I was tolling; I thought you were d e a d . "
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B u n n y — ' " D o y o u think she is rather b i z a r r e ? "
R a b b i t — " S h e n e v e r t r i e d to sell me a n y t h i n g . "
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Oh, Dice, if S e v e n Comes, can E i g h t be f a r B e h i n d ?
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T w o girls at seventeen are better than one a t t h i r t y - f o u r .
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" R a s t u s , w h y foh y o u p a c k dat 'er razor to dis d a n c e ? "
" N i g g a h , d o n ' t yoh read, yohself, as how dis heah am to be a
cut-in d a n c e . "
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ALUMNI NOTES
September, 1923
M a r i a n B a r d e n e , '23, is s t u d y i n g snake c h a r m i n g at the C o l l e g e
f o r T r a i n e d Circus P e r f o r m e r s .
E d w i n C r a m e r , '23, is s t a r r i n g in " T h e P l u s h D a g g e r , "
d u c e d b y M a g n i f i c e n t Motion P i c t u r e s , Inc.
pro-
E l l s w o r t h Beeman, '23, is l e a r n i n g the p l u m b i n g trade w i t h the
firm of N o t t A. T a l l and Co.
D i x o n Colbert, '23, has purchased an a l l i g a t o r ranch in T i m buctoo.
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L i l l i a n B a s o v s k y , '23, has opened a M a t r i m o n i a l B u r e a u .
E l i z a b e t h F r i e n d , '23, is d a n c i n g in tlie chorus of " U p in the
Attic."
Nellie F u t t e r e r , '23, has opened a b e a u t y p a r l o r in H o n g Koiig.
A n n F r i d e r , '23, is society editor of the " M o r n i n g M o u t h o r g a n . "
D o r o t h e a George, '23, is p r i n c i p a l of " M i s s G e o r g e ' s School f o r
Training Backward Young M e n . "
A g n e s Glenn, '23, is soon to publish a v o l u m e of poems entitled,
" 1 0 0 H i n t s to H o u s e w i v e s . "
M a r y Glynn, '23, m a r r i e d S i r P e r c i v a l P e r c y , the noted British
lion hunter,
A n n a Hess, '23, has published her first novel, " H o w to T e a c h
P a r r o t s to S w e a r . "
F l o r e n c e Hudson, '23, is t e a c h i n g the art of p o k e r and other
c a r d games at the Mission School in S t e p In, China.
G l a d y s Hutchison, '23, is a soprano in the M e t r o p o l i t a n Opera
Company.
R u t h Jansen, '23, is t e a c h i n g aesthetic d a n c i n g at Hoboken-ont he-Hudson.
R a y K i r k , '23, is m a n a g i n g the D i r t y S o x ball club.
Helen K n o w l e s , '23, is a t t e n d i n g Miss P r i m m ' s School f o r Females Only.
Arnold Laventall,
'23, is m a n a g i n g the W i n k e n , B l i n k e n and
Nod T o y Factory.
Georgiana Maar,
'23, is a s t u d e n t at A u s t i n B e v a n s '
Charm
School.
A r t h u r Milliman, '23,
has m a r r i e d P e t u n i a P a n s y , premiere
danseuse of the operetta, ' ' T r a L a ! "
H u g h M c K e o n , '23, has been elected president of the " S o c i e t y
f o r the P r e s e r v a t i o n of Irish R i g h t s . "
M a r i o n Nichols, '23, is g i v i n g a series of piano recitals f o r the
benefit of the s t a r v i n g c a n n i b a l s of A f r i c a .
D o r o t h y Robinson, '23, has become the w i f e of G o o f y .
A l i c e Secor, '23, is g i v i n g elocution lessons at the D e a f M u t e s '
Asylum.
D e W i t t Zeh, '23, is a s a x o p h o n e soloist on tiie K e i t h V a u d e v i l l e
Cii'cuit.
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